ಹೆಣ್ಣುಮಕ್ಕಳ ವಿಷಯದಲ್ಲಿ ನಾನು ವಿಷ್ಣುವರ್ಧನ್

My Dear Friends...,  ಹೆಣ್ಣುಮಕ್ಕಳ ವಿಷಯದಲ್ಲಿ ನಾನು ವಿಷ್ಣುವರ್ಧನ್ ...!

(ಕೊನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕನ್ನಡದ ಅನುವಾದ ಇದೆ)

usually always i say one dialog, "Iam vishnuvardhan with ladies", for example once i was travelling in a bus, i noticed a girl who is standing near me despite of having place in my seat, by observing her nervousness i said, "do not worry madam, you can  take your seat, because iam vishnuvardhan with the ladies", then she laughed & took her seat, i experienced this many times, even my lovely sister when she wants something from me she asks "you are vishnuvardhan with the girls right?", then there is no another chance to me but give whatever she wants. so vishnuvardhan is a such a person who maintained a clean image with ladies, all of his movies trying to give the message to people to respect their own mother, sister, wife, and Freinds. so in this article iam going to explain what is the role of "Women" in our life? plz wait ... for some time, i will continue little later..!

ನಾನು ಯಾವಾಗಲಾದರು ಹುಡುಗಿಯರ ಜೊತೆ ಮಾತನಾಡುವಾಗ ಒಂದು ಡೈಲಾಗ್ ಹೊಡೆಯುತ್ತ ಇರುತ್ತೇನೆ, ಅದನ್ನು ಕೆಲವೊಮ್ಮೆ ತಮಾಷೆಗೆ , ಕೆಲವೊಮ್ಮೆ ಸಿರಿಯಸ್ ಆಗಿಯೂ ಬಳಸಿದ್ದಿದೆ ,  ಹಾಗು  ಉದಾಹರಣೆಗೆ ಬಸ್ಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ನನ್ನ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಸೀಟು ಖಾಲಿ ಇದ್ದು, ಒಂದು ಹುಡುಗಿ ನನ್ನ ಜೊತೆ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಮುಜುಗರವಾಗಿ ನಿಂತೇ ಇದ್ದರೇ.., "ಪರವಾಗಿಲ್ಲ ಕುತ್ಕೊಳ್ರಿ.., ನಾನು ಹೆಣ್ಣುಮಕ್ಕಳ ವಿಷಯದಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಷ್ಣುವರ್ಧನ್ ...!" ಎಂಬುದೇ ಆ ಡೈಲಾಗ್.., ಕೂಡಲೇ ಆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ನಸು ನಕ್ಕು ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಾಳೆ, ನಾಲ್ಕೈದು ಬಾರಿ ಈ ರೀತಿ ಅನುಭವ ನನಗೆ ಆಗಿದೆ, ನನ್ನ ತಂಗಿ ಕೂಡಾ ಏನಾದರು ನನ್ನಿಂದ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕಾದಾಗ "ನೀನು ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಮಕ್ಕಳ ವಿಷಯದಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಷ್ಣುವರ್ಧನ್ ಅಲ್ಲವೇನೋ" ಎಂದು ನೆನಪಿಸುತ್ತಾಳೆ, ಆಗ ಅವಳು ಕೇಳಿದ್ದನ್ನು ಕೊಡದೆ ನನಗೆ ವಿದಿಯಿಲ್ಲ, 

ಹೀಗೆ ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಹೇಗೆ ಗೌರವಿಸಬೇಕು , ಅವರನ್ನು ಯಾವ ರೀತಿ ನಡೆಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು ಎಂಬ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ವಿಷ್ಣು ಗಿಂತ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ನಡೆದುಕೊಂದಿರುವವರು ಬೇರೆ ಯಾರು ಇಲ್ಲ,  ಅಂಥಹ ಹೆಣ್ಣಿನ ಪಾತ್ರ ನಮ್ಮ ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಏನು ಎಂಬುದನ್ನು ವಿವರಿಸುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಈ ಲೇಖನ..,  I will continue little later.., 

Jobs& Interview

My Dear Friends,
Here i will write how to attend interviews, what kind questions you expect from the employer, and sample questions with answers i will discuss with details. and some tips you will see here next few days.

Job opportunities

My Dear friends, 

Most of the time at our work places while interacting with the people we came to know there are job opportunities, so why can't we help others get a jobs, so i prepared this page for that purpose, since i am part time faculty in computer center 5.00 pm to 9.00 pm, most of the students and my friends know about my blog details, then can also inform their friends.. who are living some other areas also. so if you find any jobs, just send me the details with qualification required, which may help any one of in our friends group. 

Detective

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ನನ್ನ ಕುಚುಕು.....

ಇನ್ನ್ನು ಇದೆ, ಇದು ಅಂತ್ಯವಲ್ಲ..., ಆರಂಬ!

NewsPaper&Magzine

My dear friends..,

In my sense Bad people means, not only the people behind bars (jail), but also people who are cheating the society and people by covering their bad qualities with the mask of baby smile, actually they are really bad, they troubles others most, but maintains we did nothing bad, we are serving the society, and they have crowd of fools behind of them. so no one dare to ask them!,

and the list also includes the people who are tempting the Society to worst.., by showing violence, sex in their art &cultural activities, by doing this they earn money, and also collect some benefits from Govt because they are artists. but their followers are going bad to worst..!. , i will discuss this little later.

1) some movie hero's play's a life story of real villains who troubled society and use abusive language in their conversation which makes our language dirty, and the same language their fans also start to use became criminals in their future, 
2) when america kills 'Obama', some journalist went on crtitisizing america by asking reasons like what rights A. has to enter the Pakistan? so I consider these journalists are really bad peoples.
3) when Amir Khan started a new program to support the society and to show the cruelty of people, some are not supported him, and criticized him by giving lame excuses, they are really bad peoples.
4) some great personalities troubled other human beings and sent villains to trouble them because the fear he would may become no.1 in future. (vishnuvardhan one of the victim) so these great personalities are bad people.  

Events

Kannada Sahitya Sammelana 2011, Bangalore

Shraddanjali For Vishnuvardhan on Dec 30,2010


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Sports

IPL 2012 TIME TABLE

DRAVID COMPLETES 13,000 RUNS TODAY(25/11/11), HE IS AFTER SACHIN WHO COMPLETES 15,000 RUNS

Sachin got out  27 times, after scored 90+ runs

He got out 17 times in ODI after scored 90+ runs(while remaining unbeaten once), and 10 times in Test matches, if he could hit those centuries just imagine 126 centuries in hand, who would have  achieve this task except sachin,

IPL 2010 FINAL MATCH:

Plz.. PLz... Plzz..... Dear Dhoni & all other players of CSK, I request u to play well today.., and defeat Bangalore..,. Iam bangalorean but hate RCB, becoz that blody malya did not consider DRAVID, KUMBLE, UTTPPA for the team.., he should learn lesson today...dhoni do whatever u want.1) fix d match, 2)hit the rcb batsman with wrong balls, 3)pay gayle to get out early,4) take some power medicines

5) u can also do some other things which u know's urself becoz u r senior than me u have played many matches u must have experiance 6)pay all rcb bowlers bowl to bowl only for 4's and 6's and defeat bangloreದ್ರಾವಿಡ್, "ಜಂಬೋ" ಎಂದು ಹೆಸರು ಗಳಿಸಿದ "ಅನಿಲ್ ಕುಂಬ್ಳೆ" ಯನ್ನು ಕಡೆಗಣಿಸಿದ "ಹೆಂಡದ ದೊರೆ" ಮಲ್ಯ ನನ್ನಮಗನ ಮದ ಅಳಿಯಲಿ.........................!ಮಲ್ಯ ಮತ್ತು ದ್ವಾರಕಿಶ್ ಹಾಗು ಶಾರುಖ್ ಖಾನ್ ಇವರೆಲ್ಲಾ ದೇಶ ದ್ರೋಹಿಗಳು .., ಇವರನ್ನು ಪಾಕಿಸ್ತಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಓಡಿಸಬೇಕು. ಮುಂಬರುವ ವರ್ಷದಲ್ಲಾದರೂ... ಗಂಗೂಲಿ ಕೊಲ್ಕತ್ತ ಟೀಮ್ ನ ಕ್ಯಾಪ್ಟನ್ ಆಗಲಿ...., ಎಂದು ಹಾರೈSUTTENE.
i hate sharukh khan who did not taken ganguli as a playere for the team.., he is blody khan who dont have patriatrism in his blood
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Sachin Tendulkar
going to hit his 100th century......! tomorrow, let us celebrate..., wish you
happy holi.

ಮೈ ಡಿಯರ್ ಪ್ರೆಂಡ್ಸ್ ನಾಳೆ  ಸಚಿನ್ ತೆಂಡುಲ್ಕರ್ ನೂರನೇ ಸೆಂಚುರಿ ಹೊಡೆಯಲು ಸಜ್ಜಾಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ..., ಅವರಿಗೆ ನಮ್ಮೆಲ್ಲರ ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು. ಸಚಿನ್ ಬೆಳಗಲಿ, ಬಾರತ ವಿಶ್ವ ಕಪ್ ಗೆಲ್ಲಲಿ.  

TESTS                 - 51 CENTURIES

ONDEDAY           - 48 CENTURIES

TOTAL 99 NOW...!

TOMORROW HE WILL COMPLETES HIS CENTURY OF CENTURIES , THATS A WORLD RECORD, AFTER THAT IF HE HITS ONE MORE CENTURY THEN IT BECOMES ANOTHER RECORD FOR 50 CENTURIES IN ONE DAY MATCHES.

AND TENDULKAR IS THE ONLY A PLAYER WHO SCORED 200 IN ONEDAY MATCH. (214 not out)

SACHIN TENDULKAR 200

VISHNUVARDHAN       200

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and this time i won't support to RCB, because i hate Malya to left Anil kumbe, Rahul dravid, Rabin Uttappa  from the team, also Sharukh khan to giveup Sourav Ganguli...,   I want to be win any other team except RCB and KKR, i will celebrate sweets for my friends and family members if these two teams failed. my favorite teams are Mubai Indians(sachin), Rajastan Royals(dravid), i wish all the best to sehwag, dhoni, yuvaraj.

April 24^th –world cricket day.

One Man

192-6s

1920-4s

132-catches

20352-balls faced

44- times not out

44.34- average

446-one day series

434- Innings

94- 50s

48-100s

18000-runs

61- Man of the match

14- Man of the series

200 – First man to score 200 runs in one day series.( India reached 401 for three in 50 overs under Gwalior's floodlights, against one of the strongest attacks in the world.)

That’s one and only sachin tendulkar , ICC announced to celebrate his birthday that is 24^th April as WORLD CRICKET DAY. Happy birthday to little master.

Every nation in the world has Masters in cricket, but we have …B…L…A…S…T…E…R…!

Above the runs and 100s and 50s not included test series…., only for one day series.

Sachin scored 48 hundreds in ODI, in that 33 matches are won, 2 matches no result and 13 matches failed…, so only fools says Indial will not win the match if sachin hits a century, even the second person Panting hits 30 centuries and many matches failed.., he is also a great batsman.

Romance, Love & Feelings

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Darshan Arrested for Assaulting Wife | Challenging Star Darshan | Kannada Actor Darshan | Vijayalaxmi | ಪತ್ನಿಗೆ ಸಿಗರೇಟಿನಿಂದ ಸುಟ್ಟು, ಚಪ್ಪಲಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬಾರಿಸಿದ ದರ್ಶನ್!

Darshan Arrested for Assaulting Wife | Challenging Star Darshan | Kannada Actor Darshan | Vijayalaxmi | ಪತ್ನಿಗೆ ಸಿಗರೇಟಿನಿಂದ ಸುಟ್ಟು, ಚಪ್ಪಲಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬಾರಿಸಿದ ದರ್ಶನ್!

Jokes

Once An American man visited the indian fruit seller shop, this is the conversation between them.(american and indian shop keeper)

A:(by showing an apple to the shop keeper) What is this?

S: it is an apple.

A: is this the apple...? very small...!, in our nation one apple weighed about 15 kilo's and 8 people can share happily one apple among them.

S:???!!!  

A:(by showing an orrange to the shop keeper) What is this?

S: it is an orrange.

A: is this the orrange...? very small...!, in our nation one orrange weighed about 25 kilo's and needed 3 people to carry it.............

S:???!!!

A:(by showing an banana to the shop keeper) What is this?

S: it is a banana.

A: is this the banana...? very small...!, in our nation a banana.., is two meters long in hight.

S:(indian shopkeeper feels very bored with an american critics but answering all questions calmly...

A:(there was big stock of watermilan fruit infront of the shop, so american went near that and selected one big water mialn and showed it to the shopkeeper and asked) what is this? 

S: it is a GRAPE....!

A:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????

maruthi

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